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Damn bro, cant believe we will be $Poor4Ever the pigeon saw your future. it didn’t flinch.

damn bro…

CANT BELIEVE WE WILL BE POOR FOREVER
The simplest thesis in crypto history. Delivered by a pigeon.
Signal: the stare Edge: irrational conviction Narrative: poverty (comedy)
BUY (emotionally)
DESTINY WINDOW
closing in…
SIDEWALK SIGNAL TERMINAL
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Mission control

A professional-looking checklist for an unprofessional pigeon.
HOW TO BUY
1) Get a wallet (Phantom / your choice)
2) Buy SOL/ETH and open your swap
3) Paste CA, set slippage, swap (act normal)
LIVE SIGNALS
bench node warming up…
No promises. Just pigeons and probability.

Lore

Short. Reusable. Slightly conspiratorial. Perfect.
CANON EVENT
THE DUMP WAS THE TEST.
BTC nuked from 78K → 59K, then teleported to 71K like nothing happened.
Some people sold the fear. Some people missed the bottom.
Some people stared at the chart until it stared back.

That’s who $Poor4Ever is for: the ones who panic-sold and swore “never again”, the ones who didn’t chase, the ones who refused to FOMO, the ones still sitting on the bench waiting for a sign.

And then the pigeon arrived.
Not as financial advice. As an omen.
genre: omen theme: missed bottom vibe: act normal
THE BENCH SYNDICATE
There are pigeons on every sidewalk.
That’s not nature. That’s infrastructure.

They don’t predict the future.
They watch who breaks first.

When the market dumps, they measure:
discipline • patience • ability to act normal.

If you passed… you’ll recognize the stare.
  • Rule #1: Don’t chase. Don’t cope. Stare.
  • Rule #2: Crumbs are bullish. Silence is bullish.
  • Rule #3: If you sold the bottom… welcome home.

Field reports

Unofficial bench telemetry. Allegedly harmless. Suspiciously bullish.
field report 1
field report #1 • bench node confirmed
field report 2
field report #2 • crumbs detected • flock nearby
field report 3
field report #3 • surveillance posture: aggressive

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damn bro…

CANT BELIEVE WE WILL BE POOR FOREVER

the pigeon saw it first.

crumbs are bullish.

i should not have opened the app.

this was definitely not made by a pigeon *coo coo*